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  • New Christmas carol - Foreskin For Christmas

    Listen up, here's the world premiere of the holiday song that's going to knock Mariah Carey off the charts:

    Foreskin For Christmas

    https://tlctugger.com/wp-content/uploads/Foreskin-For-Christmas-Bb.mp3

    Official song page: https://tlctugger.com/foreskin-for-christmas/

    Lyrics:

    You caught up with me under the mistletoe
    We kissed and we quickly had to find a private place to go
    Not your first time, you shared something you’ve come to know
    Turns out I’m missing something grand that makes your juices flow
    I never want to disappoint you so here I go

    So I’m giving myself a foreskin for Christmas
    It’s the gift that keeps on giving; nobody should miss this.
    Don’t need Santa or an elf
    ‘Cause I’ll grow it for myself
    Just takes tugging and some time
    And that new skin will be mine
    Nobody tells you
    Your best part is gone
    But I’ll grow it back if it takes the rest of my days
    I feel re-born this Christmas day
    -Ron Low
    [email protected]
    847 414-1692 Chicago
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